I heard the story of a cowboy who applied for health insurance. As the agent was making his way through a marathon list of questions, he asked the cowboy, “Have you had any accidents?”
The cowboy replied “No, none at all. I was bitten last year by a rattlesnake and a horse kicked me in the ribs. That did lay me up for awhile.”
The agent responded with a confused look on his fact, “Wouldn’t you call those accidents?”
“Why no,” said the cowboy, “They both did it on purpose!”
(I don't know who wrote this--if you do, please share. I would like to be able to credit the author!)
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